Cherubim V. Abueme
Name: Cherubim V. Abueme.
Who she is: girlfriend of this guy I went to high school with.
How I found her: Facebook.
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth
Name: Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth (born Omaroseonee O. Manigault).
Who she is: reality TV star and author.
How I found her: Newsday’s pop culture blog.
Khloe Kardashian
Name: Khloe Kardashian.
Who she is: part of one of the weirdest famous-for-being-famous families in America, heading to prison for a DUI this Friday.
How I found her: Best Celeb Gossip.
Chase Hilgenbrinck
Name: Chase Hilgenbrinck
Who he is: professional soccer player who just retired from the New England Revolution in order enter the priesthood
How I found him: Boston Herald
Patches Wegmann
Name: Patches Wegmann.
Who she is: Louisiana woman who allegedly passed out “cologne samples” that made men pass out.
How I found her: thank you again, Google Trends.
Sondra Solarte
Name: Sondra Solarte.
Who she is: traffic and news reporter, Fox Chicago. Colleague of Jan Jeffcoat (also a fantastic name).
How I found her: Chicagoist blog post on alliteration in broadcast news names.
Sunday Rose Kidman Urban
Name: Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.
Who she is: Daughter of country singer Keith Urban and actress Nicole Kidman. Bonus points to this celebrity couple for giving their baby an original-sounding name that doesn’t suck.
How I found her: USA Today.
Valentino Volonghi
Name: Valentino Volonghi
Who he is: developer at Adroll.com, president of Python Italia
How I found him: submitted by Taco
Anastasia Cisneros Fraust
Name: Anastasia Cisneros Fraust*
Who she is: Loudoun County (Virginia) National Scholar Award winner circa 2003
How I found her: David Brooks’ On Paradise Drive
*this name may be fake, given that this person seems otherwise un-Googleable, and Brooks has been known to spin tall tales
